Monday, April 17, 2006

Liberal Repellant

Surfin the net today I think I stumbled on a stop gap measure to get a liberal out of your face: The Moon!

It seems the moon smells like......GUNPOWDER !!

Yes ....that is if the dust from it can be mined, mixed with skunk piss and made to be sprayed like bear repellant.

What a perfect ingredient for a liberal repellant, even if it didn't work it would make a great gag gift, remember those pet rocks?

I know you could also just use the truth, good news about Iraq , a picture of a clubbed seal, or all the bad points about Kyoto, you know the usual but just like swatting a mosquito(that can't stand the sight of blood), it gets laborious after awhile.

No comments: